Brahma         : Systems Installation

Vishnu         : Systems Support

Lakshmi        : Finance and Accounts consultant (SAP)

Shiva          : DBA (crash specialist)

Ganesh         : Documentation specialist

Narada         : Data Transfer

Brihaspathi    : Chief Information Officer.

Yama           : ReOrganisation Consultant

ChitraGupta    : Personnel Records

Apsaras        : Downloadable Viruses

Devas          : Y2k Programmers

Surya          : Solaris adminstrator

Rakshasas      : In house Hackers

Ram            : Hardware Support - single user specialist

Lakshman       : Support software and Backup

Ravan          : Internet Explorer - WWW

Hanuman        : RS6000

Vali           : Windows 98

Sugreeva       : Win 95

Angadh         : Win 3.1

Jambhuvan      : DOS

Vishwamitra    : Sr.Manager Projects

Hastinapur     : Silicon Valley

Arjun          : Lead Program er (all Companies are Vying for him)

Abhimanyu      : Trainee Programmer

Draupadi       : Web server - free access (Shareware)

Bhima          : MAIN FRAME

Duryodhan      : Microsoft product written in VB

Shakuni        : Bill Gates

Karna          : Contract Programmer

Shikandi       : Steve Jobbs

100 Kauravas   : Microsoft Service Packs and Patches.